Making my day . . . only not.

I was having a semi-productive, overall-cheerful day when I went to Slashdot and this happened:


Thanks, New York Times, for advertising to a worthless outsider. Don't you worry, I will be sure to slavishly follow every word of your beautiful "gallery happening" pieces because, as is clear from your attempts to ensnare my readership, I AM UNWORTHY TO ATTEND THEM.

Excuse me, I have crying to do.