Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Class "A" Freakout

Batten down the hatches - this is gonna be a big one.

K's been out-of-his-mind busy, leaving me to do housework and yardwork and pretty much anything that doesn't involve his work. I'm thrilled about this because lawns are so much fun to mow and right now every flying ant in Maryland is congregating around my INTERIOR STAIRWELL CEILING LAMP and I am SO SCARED THAT'S MY PROBLEM. STUPID FREAKING HOME OWNERSHIP. NYAH!

"Deep breaths," you're saying, "deep breaths." It's not really working, but let's go with it.

I had a much better weekend, I took some fun pictures, I CUT PLANKIEST'S HAIR ALL BY MYSELF, I hung out with friends and ate ice cream, I LAID OUT BY THE POOL (totally weird for me, this requires splainin'), I did a lot of thinking, and I now have ANTS DIVEBOMBING MY EYES AS I TYPE.

Okay, just one, but IT. WAS. TRAUMATIZING. I CAN"T STOP HOLDING DOWN SHIFT EVEN WHEN IT MAKES QUOTATION MARKS INSTEAD OF AN APOSTROPHE.

Oh, and I got my hair cut shorter.

Oh, Oh, and I won't be going out of town this weekend. HOLLA!

1 comment:

Plankiest said...

Um? The pictures? Where are they? And the full postmortem of our weekend?

I am not letting you get away with that tiny little mention of OUR ONLY WEEKEND TOGETHER!

Tell the ants to leave you alone, you have posting to do.