Friday, February 11, 2005

As I suspected . . .

I found this quiz. I took it. Result: me, in a nutshell.

Ooo, I'm blond! 

You are Miss Piggy. You are talented and the center of attention. At least you'd like to think you are. You're really just a pig.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: "Moi", "Moi" and "Moi!"

LAST BOOK READ: "Women Who Run With Frogs And The Frogs Who Better Wise Up Quick"

FAVORITE MOVIE: "To Have and Have More"

DRESS SIZE: If it's expensive, it fits.

BEST FEATURES: Eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes, nose, cheeks, hair, ears, neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, legs, knees, ankles, feet, toes and so on and so forth.

SPECIAL ABILITIES: Singing, Dancing, Directing, Producing, Writing, Starring, and Being Famous.

Which Muppet are you?
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Anonymous said...

*Sniff*, *brushes away tears*, I am laughing, so hard, I cannot believe how funny you are. I think to myself, how I only wish that I was as cool as my friend Cairo, who is officially beyond cool with her blogness. I only recently came to a full understanding of what a blog was, so you are way beyond cool. Extremely witty. I think I read in a comment "rapier wit", and I agree, but when i type that, I feel like I'm typing "raping wit". "Rapier" is much better said than typed. I beam with pride to call you my friend. I read everything, and tears of laughter (the ultimate sign of true humor) flowed a-plenty. Of course, it does help the funny factor that I can hear this tiny fasterthanthespeedoflight version of your voice in my head, ringing in true Erica speed-talk fashion. My fave, "Take eight steps forward and twelve steps back. Now reach for the bread". Ai me, and tears spring afresh. You are too cool for words. Much love! Oh, and you needed a quiz to tell you, you are Miss Piggy? Did I not inform you, say, in sophmore English? I recall you were also the color pink...yes pink, pink I say!

E.A.P said...

You did inform me of this truth many moons ago, Nairobi, but you're a forward thinker. You're ahead of your time. I was foolish to have doubted your prophetic words. Thank you for your kind compliments, H. It's good to be making you laugh since it's been the opposite for so many years. I aspire to your genius, darling.

Anonymous said...

Dear 'Rica...I am not a stalker, I swear, but just one more thing. My husband read your blog and was thoroughly impressed. he says, and I quote, "Wow. She's a good writer. She should write for a magazine or something. What is she doing now, writing curriculum for homeschool kids?" It appears he believes this to be a wasted medium for your talents. Keep in mind, however, that this is also coming from a man who, when I asked to confirm the spelling of "thoroughly", he replied "Lotta letters. Lots of o's and u's." So beware, his literary opinions may be suspect--Nairobi

Anonymous said...

Ok, Erica, this which muppet quiz are you is a WASH! Somehow, I ended up as RIZZO THE RAT! Yeah, that's right - a RAT! Now, perhaps my hair may at times (read: when i haven't washed it for a week and half and it's particularly humid)resemble a rats nest, however, I think we can all agree that I am not a rat! Come on!
Anyway, you beat me to it, friend, for I have been thinking of starting a blog for several months now. Now perhaps I shall and we can be faithful readers of each others blogs.
Yeah - like I have time to blog! That being said, I have some reading to do. Love you lots, darling.
The hopelessly buried under books, graduate student (who aparently is a RAT at heart),