Thursday, June 30, 2005

Inevitability, Exhibit A

Low Rider Jeans taken to their logical conclusion. And hopefully drowned there. DO YOU HEAR ME, RETAIL FASHION INDUSTRY? Enough with the Ultra Super Ultimate "So Low You Have to Go Brazilian and Commando To Wear Them" Jeans!

P.S. Don't worry, the picture is safe for work, but not if your office has a thing against laughing hysterically or crying into your coffee cup for five minutes straight.

9 comments:

Mair said...

It was only a matter of time. Pretty soon jeans will be reduced to stiff denim leg warmers.

J. Morgan Caler said...

Bring it.

Mair said...

you are a pig, j.morgan.

E.A.P said...

As long as Indecent Exposure laws are on the books, we'd have to wear pants underneath those "jeans" so we'd be even MORE covered up. TAKE THAT, j.morgan!

Neil said...

if i become a lawyer, i plan on fighting to get rid of indecent exposure laws =)

lvs said...

You want to see a lot of guys walking around with their wangs out? I didn't think so.

Neil said...

yes!

i would laugh so hard whenever i walked down the street. it would be constant merriment. penises are just funny-looking.

Mair said...

Finally! A man who will admit that penises are strange looking!

Anonymous said...

I think you misspelled 'linuses'