Low Rider Jeans taken to their logical conclusion. And hopefully drowned there. DO YOU HEAR ME, RETAIL FASHION INDUSTRY? Enough with the Ultra Super Ultimate "So Low You Have to Go Brazilian and Commando To Wear Them" Jeans!
P.S. Don't worry, the picture is safe for work, but not if your office has a thing against laughing hysterically or crying into your coffee cup for five minutes straight.
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It was only a matter of time. Pretty soon jeans will be reduced to stiff denim leg warmers.
Bring it.
you are a pig, j.morgan.
As long as Indecent Exposure laws are on the books, we'd have to wear pants underneath those "jeans" so we'd be even MORE covered up. TAKE THAT, j.morgan!
You want to see a lot of guys walking around with their wangs out? I didn't think so.
Finally! A man who will admit that penises are strange looking!
I think you misspelled 'linuses'
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